Global Warming: It’s Just Carbon Giving the Earth a Giant Hug

We are happy to announce that all control of ChangingMedia is now firmly in the hands of ChangelingMedia once again. The staff was lured into a closet with the promise of sloth cuddle time this morning. After a small scuffle, they will now remain trapped there for the rest of their natural lives. ChangelingMedia is excited to shift the company’s environmental focus to deal with an important and lucrative issue in today’s day and age: carbon.

While the good folks at ChangingMedia might have told you before that carbon was a bad thing for you and the planet, we at ChangelingMedia have received millions of dollars from undisclosed locations to convince you that carbon is your friend. We’re excited to announce our new campaign to change the face of climate change: Global Warming: It’s Just Carbon Giving the Earth a Giant Hug.

Give your family the gift that keeps on giving. When you use coal, you are committing to make our planet warmer for generations to come. The extreme weather caused by climate change will keep your family inside, leaving more time to snuggle! Feel the warmth of a rapidly warming global climate. Here’s hoping Santa DOES leave a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas!

After being threatened with a hakapik, the staff has exclaimed that they are delighted with this new direction. They thanked their overlords at ChangelingMedia for locking them in a closet without food for days because it has produced their best work yet. We are so excited for future campaigns like Coal Warms Your Heart, Fossil Fuels ♥ You, and Mother Earth is a Bad Friend Who Talks About You Behind Your Back.

Author The Benevolent Corporate Overlords at ChangelingMedia

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