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When I Grow Up (And Die), I Want to Be a Tree

By September 6, 2012 No Comments

Our post about setting the greening world on metaphorical fire with the strike of a seed-infused matchstick apparently inspired one of our readers to think about death. Always wanted to branch out and do new things but can never find the time? Not to worry, you’ve got all of eternity. With the Bios Urn from designer Gerard MolinĂ©, you can bio-degrade in style, nourishing the seed of your choice so that you sprout back up in tree form.

And the Bios Urn is patented. So don’t any of you parasitical, piratical goons go getting any ideas about ripping off the idea, or Gerard and his leafy descendants will haunt you to your eco-friendly grave and strip the bark off you with the aid of their lawyers.

via bigthink, and courtesy of a willowy brunette whose roots require no dye.

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